Don't go flaming me because the dude got hurt but

Foster's is killing me again! To quote the first two paragraphs of a headlined article this morning:


DOVER — A man suffered severe burns to his upper body when his car ignited in the Shaw's parking lot Tuesday night.Authorities have not yet released the identity of the victim, who was reported to have suffered burns on his face, torso, and legs.


I didn't need the high 'A' I got in A&P I OR II to know that the legs ARE NOT considered "upper body".

I wonder if they're report that the fire started when the guy's crack pipe blew up.