Teaser Headline for Foster's this morning....

Our local paper, Foster's Daily Democrat, is notorious for horrible editing. I'm fairly certain that my mom spends more time getting tripped up on all the errors than she does reading an article of interest.

Since I quit working for them pretty abruptly back in '96, I don't buy the paper. But, I do read it on-line. Each morning then have a little box to the right of the mail column that has "teaser" headlines of the stories that will be unveiled for the noon addition. One of today's headlines reads:

"The Works seeks $6.5 expansion."

If I pay the $6.50 do I get naming rights and a lifetime membership?